The Sweetness of Married Life
The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband
said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a
beer, I'll be right back'.
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going
to have a beer...'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the
door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland ,
Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the
bar.... You know.......they have frozen glasses........ '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy
Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long.. I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven
and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey.... At the bar... You know there's
swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN
!
SIT YOUR SORRY
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN
YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE
YOU'RE FREAKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY
IS SOO NOT GOING
TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT
IS OVER! GOT IT,
?
And they lived happily ever after.
MARRIED LIFE ...............
MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP!!!
