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Law to the proud, Grace to the humble.
« on: April 07, 2009, 09:14:10 AM »
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet. school were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the
body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling
them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the animal body.'
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his
finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal
opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index
finger.'
'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, 
it's even tougher if you're stupid.
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 11:46:36 AM »
The class must have been lib/dem's!
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 02:47:54 PM »
Probably not X, remember the class was disgusted, if it had been Lib/Dem's they simply would have thought it was a war protest, art performance, or normal behavior.
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