bama shore hits the big city today: Did bama hit up Obama for...

[Orange-SkyVolFan]

some stimulus ca$h today?

I sure hope that crowd from bama didn't embarrass the politicians up there in the bamaObama meeting.

Some other questions I had about the big visit:

1.  How many of that bama crowd could find the D.C. with a GPS system?

2.  Can anyone confirm whether bama went hat in hand, a tradition, for ca$h for their long-term shovel-ready project:  finally burying the bear?  That project has been on the books for decades.

3.  Is this the first time 2 Messiahs have been in the same room on earth?

4.  Since it was about time for Jimmy Johns to graduate, did he go and get a ring, too?

5.  Will Obama bring his pay czar out to cut $aban'$ salary on the spot?

6.  Will bama look for housing ca$h, too?

7.  Will bama & Obama complain about Tennessee--bama is still obsessed with Coach Fulmer and Obama got a good lecture from Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander last week.

8.  Anyone know where bama is staying?

9.  I hope they don't show bama the Lincoln bedroom.  I am afraid one of the bama crowd will think that is where that bama linebacker lived.

10.  For propriety's sake, I hope the bama crowd doesn't talk weather with Obama.  They might say that this is one of the whitest winters on recored.

Anyone have any questions about bama'$ excellent adventure?

 

[Hey8u]

 

[REDDAWN]

Hurts don't it Cryshheep????????????????????????????????

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20100308/news/100309589

 

Maybe OBama needs to send your defunct program some stimulus cash so you hillbillies can build new stills and moblie meth labs.

It's so bad in Tennessee the birds are killing themselves.

[Yo Mamma]

an Alabamian talking trash on anyone is like someone going from the Hanoi Hilton to the Waldorf and saying "this place is alright". 

[pirate]

11. Provide extra stimulus funding for all the coin-operated dry cleaning operations in lower Ala. so the owners can re-coup from having to wash so many pairs of underwear after last year's TN/ Bama game.

[Orange-SkyVolFan]

#11 

bamagirl,

What about this for #12?:

Did they request to meet the Salahi's?   

[BTX]

Sky:

Jealousy noted. 

[plumbervol]

With that bunch in DC they probably hit every corner trying to fins and buy DT's.  I just hope security counted the silver ware, china and rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms before they left. Hell some of them might have stolen ol George Washington's false wooden teeth to fill in the gaps.

[Orange-SkyVolFan]

13.  "Can we see the Tidal Basin, a bama fan in LA told us that is where Coach Mike Price fell into the cement pond with his sophisticated stripper?"  It's rolling!    

NOTE to bamagirl:  Look up Wilbur Mills & Fanne Foxe.

[Orange-SkyVolFan]

With that bunch in DC they probably hit every corner trying to fins and buy DT's.  I just hope security counted the silver ware, china and rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms before they left. Hell some of them might have stolen ol George Washington's false wooden teeth to fill in the gaps.

Plumber,

Are you saying it was their first "entre' into society" as Moe said?:

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14957


Anyone think $aban looks a lot like Moe Howard?  Comb Moe's hair back with Mousse and put the Grecian color $aban uses and it would be pretty close.  Same temperment, too.

[REDDAWN]

Note to Krysheep:

ALABAMA is the 2009 BCS national champs and Nick Saban owns the rest of the space between your ears that's not occupied by Fulmer.....Bitch

ROLL TIDE

[Orange-SkyVolFan]

"is the 2009 BCS national champs"   

bamagirl,

Your write. At do some it up.   

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14.  "Is this where they are giving out caulk for clunkers?"